Those pea-brained, doped-out, tree-hugging Leftards are coming to take your guns

In TARGET 91, my satirical novel on American gun culture, I sourced pro-gun talk from gun owners chat rooms and gun club websites. Here is Gig DeKant, CEO of the (fictional) NGSA (National Gun and Shooters Association):

‘Those pea-brained, yellow-bellied, doped-out, tree-hugging, faggot Leftards have sympathizers working in each and every government agency and, mark my words, they are coming to take your guns.’

You’ll find TARGET 91 on AMAZON  USA, UK and now in AUS.

Also KOBOSMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

When ruthless anti-gun activists pick up guns, who will they shoot first?

Buy my fast-paced SUSPENSE NOVEL, TARGET 91, to read about a 32yo journalist/heroine, who does something seemingly impossible in todays political climate. She listens to both sides of the gun debate. All the small details in the novel are based on facts from gun lobby rants to legally-blind citizens being able to buy guns in Iowa. Some of the absurdities of gun ownership in the States are truly bizarre and hilarious.

More at Penmore Press here.

You’ll find TARGET 91 print copy & ebook on AMAZON  USA, UK and finally now on AMAZON AUS.

Also KOBO, SMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

 

TARGET 91: A Satirical Crime Novel on American Gun Culture

Hallelujah!

I read on my iPad, but I love the feel, the shape, the permanence of a book. And when it is your own … Cue: choir of angels! Hallelujah!

You’ll find TARGET 91 on AMAZON  USA, UK and now in AUS.

Also KOBOSMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

Those pea-brained, doped-out, tree-hugging Leftards are coming to take your guns

In TARGET 91, my satirical novel on American gun culture, I sourced pro-gun talk from gun owners chat rooms and gun club websites. Here is Gig DeKant, CEO of the (fictional) NGSA (National Gun and Shooters Association):

‘Those pea-brained, yellow-bellied, doped-out, tree-hugging, faggot Leftards have sympathizers working in each and every government agency and, mark my words, they are coming to take your guns.’

You’ll find TARGET 91 on AMAZON  USA, UK and now in AUS.

Also KOBOSMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

Can blind people legally own guns in the US? Um, yes!

My satirical novel TARGET 91 looks at absurdities on both sides of the gun debate, but here is one of the many legal absurdities showcased in the book:

“This is how stupid the gun debate has become. Polk County Officials in Iowa have issued gun permits to people who are legally blind. Refusing a permit would, apparently, violate the Disabilities Act. Is this why the 2nd Amendment was written? So blind people can own guns? Do we really need a blind militia to protect this country?”

You’ll find TARGET 91 on AMAZON  USA, UK and now in AUS.

Also KOBOSMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

 

Is this the most controversial novel ever to be published in the US?

There are many twists and turns in the plot of TARGET 91. But with guns, sex and an outrageous (but fictional) National Gun and Shooters Association (NGSA) CEO ranting SHOOT THE LOONY LEFTIES, what’s not to like especially when the ‘LOONY LEFTIES’ start shooting back?

“To get anything done the radical has to commit evil acts for good causes.”

                            David Brooks, New York Times, 11 DEC 2017

It begins.

You’ll find TARGET 91 on AMAZON  USA, UK and now in AUS.

Also KOBOSMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

When ruthless anti-gun activists pick up guns, who will they shoot first?

My satirical novel on US gun culture, TARGET 91, has just been published by Penmore Press. 

Why write satire on such a serious topic?

Because HUMOUR HAS THE POWER TO TAKE ILLOGICAL THINKING TO ITS LOGICAL CONCLUSION.

TARGET 91 includes illogical and often hilarious thinking on both sides of this debate.

More at Penmore Press here.

You’ll find TARGET 91 print copy & ebook on AMAZON  USA, UK and finally now on AMAZON AUS. (ebook to follow).

Also KOBO, SMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

 

When ruthless anti-gun activists pick up guns, who will they shoot first?

My satirical novel on US gun culture, TARGET 91, has just been published by Penmore Press. You can find the ebook on Amazon here. The print version will follow in a couple of weeks time.

Why write satire on such a serious topic?

Because HUMOUR HAS THE POWER TO TAKE ILLOGICAL THINKING TO ITS LOGICAL CONCLUSION.

TARGET 91 includes illogical and often hilarious thinking on both sides of this debate.

More at Penmore Press here.

You’ll find TARGET 91 on AMAZON  USA, UK and coming to AUS.

Also KOBO, SMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

 

Stuck in a Fog of Negativity? You must meet Taku.

Surround yourself with positive people. Keep away from the ENERGY VAMPIRES who suck the energy out of you. No references needed. Just Google Negative People Instagram or Pinterest. You will have heard these mantras often enough.

The problem is you can be stuck in a fog of negativity without realising it. The fog is just there. Try aging, for starters. Nearly every conversation begins with a litany of health woes. So much so, I try to instigate a friend’s idea. We call it Renata’s Rule: ’10 minutes on health issues then move on.’

It has been a great joy to me to connect up with Taku Mbudzi. Taku emanates a radiant field of positive energy. Funny,  enthusiastic, inspiring. Taku is  a  skilled  writer, broadcaster  (She has appeared on The Project with Charlie Pickering),  podcaster  (See below)  and public speaker. More  importantly, to meet Taku is equivalent  to  popping  a ‘positive  vibe  pill’  if such a thing existed. Taku  is  young, energetic and funny, and I’m sure many students would benefit from being exposed to Taku’s positive force field. You can find out more about Taku here.

I have been  delighted  to  be  involved  with  Taku’s  podcasts  talking  about  ways  to tackle professional writing. In the first podcast we looked at writing newspaper articles. The second podcast involved getting a book published.

Being  interviewed  by  Taku  reminded me of one of my own vital traits. My younger self was undaunted by  the  challenge  of becoming  a  professional  writer,  simply  because I was so optimistic. Rejections – I could wallpaper my house with rejection slips – just bounced off me. Timing and luck played their part. But I just kept at it until I found my niche.

Episode 18 – Writing [Fake] News Articles with Journalist and Author Kerry Cue

Episode 19 – Getting Published in Australia with Author and Maths Blogger Kerry Cue

Captain Hook and the History of Oz

From Charming and Colliding Blog

From Charming and Colliding Blog

Ministers of Education have been alarmed in the past to discover Australian High School Students know very little about the history of this country. The following essay by Ashlee M, Year 8, Coolathanu High is believed to be included in some bureaucratic report somewhere.

Australia is a large incontinent which lies in the Specific Ocean except for Tasmania which doesn’t know where it is. Australia is very hot because the Topic of Popracorn is in Queensland somewhere, which means Queenslanders are sweaty and can grow topical plants in their ears. But the most important topic is the topic of Cancer because if youse get sunburnt, Omigod, ya gonna die.

Full Article: Captain Hook and the History of Oz