From Charming and Colliding Blog
FROM THE ARCHIVES:
Ministers of Education have been alarmed in the past to discover Australian High School Students know very little about the history of this country. The following essay by Ashlee M, Year 8, Coolathanu High is believed to be included in some bureaucratic report somewhere.
Australia is a large incontinent that lies in the Specific Ocean except for Tasmania which doesn’t know where it is. Australia is very hot because the Topic of Popracorn is in Queensland somewhere, which means Queenslanders are sweaty and can grow topical plants in their ears. But the most important topic is the topic of Cancer because if youse get sunburnt, Omigod, ya gonna die.
Captain Hook and the History of Oz
Posted in Articles, Funny Ha Ha! |
Tagged article, Aussie, Australia, Captain cook, Day, Education, funny, hilarious, history, joke, Kerry Cue, ned kelly, onya, Oz, poor, student |
I grew up in Kyneton next door to the CFA, the volunteers who risk their lives for the community, fighting fires in, often, 40°+ (104F°+) heat
We Aussies aren’t big flag-wavers … but, for so many reasons, the CFA makes me proud to be an Australian.
Posted in Current Comment, Funny Ha Ha! |
Tagged Aussie, Australia, CFA, Christmas, Fighters, Fire, Fires, Heat, Hot, Summer, Sweating, Tribute, volunteer, Xmas |
With a little help from not necessarily sober friends here is our parody of THE WHO’s era-defining hit song of the sixties My Generation.
For those still standing: MY GENERATION: Talkin’ ’bout, um, what? THE WHO PARODY
50 YEARS LATER:
I got together with some friends to produce this parody of the 1969 John Lennon song with the Yoko Ono Band: All We are Saying is give PEACE a chance.
Those of us you survived the next 50 years have a different view. From the Psycho Oh No! Band:
Posted in Funny Ha Ha! |
Tagged 50 years, All we are saying, antidepressants, funny, give peace a chance, legal, Mogadon, parody, pills, sadly, Serapax, survived, Valium, Xanax, Zoloft |
This Writer’s Life: The word of the day is SYNERGY.
, which advocates deeper connections through face-to-face conversations, was found at the Melbourne Airport bookshop next to The Sunday Story Club Maybe You Should Talk to Someone. (Below)
I’d call the synergy. The later book is a memoir of a therapist.
Posted in The Sunday Story Club, This Writer's Life, Uncategorized |
Tagged authentic, conversation, deeper, inspiring, meaningful, moving, ordinary, power, real-life, redemptive, reflection, stories, tell, The Sunday Story Club, trauma |
THIS WRITER’S LIFE: Seriously funny is what I do.
First, my seriously funny suspense novel, TARGET 91 on Amazon . here
And now this:
Posted in Funny Ha Ha! |
Tagged apply, crazy, demon, description, devil, exorcism, exorcist, funny, idiots, job, joke, leaders, possessed, spitting, world |