Captain Hook and the History of Oz

Posted on January 12, 2020 by Kerry Cue

From Charming and Colliding Blog

FROM THE ARCHIVES:

Ministers of Education have been alarmed in the past to discover Australian High School Students know very little about the history of this country. The following essay by Ashlee M, Year 8, Coolathanu High is believed to be included in some bureaucratic report somewhere.

Australia is a large incontinent that lies in the Specific Ocean except for Tasmania which doesn’t know where it is. Australia is very hot because the Topic of Popracorn is in Queensland somewhere, which means Queenslanders are sweaty and can grow topical plants in their ears. But the most important topic is the topic of Cancer because if youse get sunburnt, Omigod, ya gonna die.

Full Article: Captain Hook and the History of Oz

Sweating in a Summer Wonderland … with a Big Thanks to the CFA

Posted on December 14, 2019 by Kerry Cue

I grew up in Kyneton next door to the CFA, the volunteers who risk their lives for the community, fighting fires in, often, 40°+ (104F°+) heat

We Aussies aren’t big flag-wavers … but, for so many reasons, the CFA makes me proud to be an Australian.

Coffee Menu in an Age of Insanity

Image

MY GENERATION: Talkin’ ’bout, um, what? THE WHO PARODY

Posted on October 24, 2019 by Kerry Cue

With a little help from not necessarily sober friends here is our parody of THE WHO’s era-defining hit song of the sixties My Generation.

For those still standing: MY GENERATION: Talkin’ ’bout, um, what? THE WHO PARODY

All we are saying is give PILLS a chance … a parody for survivors

Posted on October 23, 2019 by Kerry Cue

50 YEARS LATER:

I got together with some friends to produce this parody of the 1969 John Lennon song with the Yoko Ono Band: All We are Saying is give PEACE a chance.

Those of us you survived the next 50 years have a different view. From the Psycho Oh No! Band:

Exorcist for World Leaders: APPLY NOW

Posted on September 5, 2019 by Kerry Cue

THIS WRITER’S LIFE: Seriously funny is what I do.

First, my seriously funny suspense novel, TARGET 91 on Amazon here.

And now this:

THIS WRITER’S LIFE: Euphemisms for fun and profit!

Posted on June 19, 2019 by Kerry Cue

A friend bought her granddaughter a NETFLIX AND CHILL cushion for her Birthday. The hilarious response to the gift was how my friend found out that NETFLIX AND CHILL had an entirely different meaning for millennials.

So watch those EUPHEMISMS. They can be soooooo embarrassing and hilarious. If you are not familiar with this euphemism consult Dr. Google.

Kerry Cue is a humorist, journalist, mathematician, and author. Her latest book is a crime novel, Target 91, Penmore Press, Tucson, AZ (2019).

kerrycue

Newspaper Articles

Category Archives: Funny Ha Ha!