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Category Archives: Funny Ha Ha!
DEMOCRACY: The Ransom Note
With thanks to the following Ransom Note Generators: Ransomizer, Nate Williams and Polona Typo plus multiple magazines.
Captain Hook and the History of Oz
From Charming and Colliding Blog
Ministers of Education have been alarmed in the past to discover Australian High School Students know very little about the history of this country. The following essay by Ashlee M, Year 8, Coolathanu High is believed to be included in some bureaucratic report somewhere.
Australia is a large incontinent which lies in the Specific Ocean except for Tasmania which doesn’t know where it is. Australia is very hot because the Topic of Popracorn is in Queensland somewhere, which means Queenslanders are sweaty and can grow topical plants in their ears. But the most important topic is the topic of Cancer because if youse get sunburnt, Omigod, ya gonna die.
Full Article: Captain Hook and the History of Oz
Craziest Ever Advent Calendar 2016
. …1 DEC………………….2 DEC…………………3 DEC……………….4 DEC
. …5 DEC………………….6DEC.…………………7 DEC……………….8 DEC
. …9 DEC………………….10 DEC………………..11 DEC……………. 12 DEC
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. .21 DEC………………….22 DEC……………….23 DEC…………………24 DEC
PS: This is the same Advent Calendar as last year. Merry Christmas anyway.
Bah! Humbug! Advent Calendar 2015
New Ways to Die: The Snuffie
The world is my ant farm. Human behaviour fascinates me in all shades of crazy. So the advent of the SELFIE continues to intrigue. Are we more self-obsessed now? Or do we simply have access to the technology to indulge our self-obsessions? 
Or are we becoming more stupid? The Guardian, UK, recently ran an article about DEATH BY SELFIE. People do unbelievably stupid things to capture a look-at-me snap such as:
- get up close and friendly with bears, bison and tigers!!!
- perch teetering on cliffs
- photograph themselves running in front of charging bulls
- and shooting themselves in the head taking that GANSTA pic.
Since the SELFIE is a word invented to describe a new behaviour, I think we need to invent another new word to describe DEATH BY SELFIE. I suggest THE SNUFFIE. Will it catch on? I hope not. 
THANK GOD for AMERICA
Last night I was the 2nd speaker in a debate arguing for the affirmative on the topic THANK GOD for AMERICA. Apparently, it was meant to be a serious debate. My talent packed team lost on points, possibly because – Ooops! – we thought it was a humorous debate but we won over the crowd. Here is my contribution :
