Gun Lobby CEO rants SHOOT THE LOONY LEFTIES until …

My runaway-train fast suspense novel, TARGET 91,

OUT NOW in print or ebook on AMAZON

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Those pea-brained, doped-out, tree-hugging Leftards are coming to take your guns

In TARGET 91, my satirical novel on American gun culture, I sourced pro-gun talk from gun owners chat rooms and gun club websites. Here is Gig DeKant, CEO of the (fictional) NGSA (National Gun and Shooters Association):

‘Those pea-brained, yellow-bellied, doped-out, tree-hugging, faggot Leftards have sympathizers working in each and every government agency and, mark my words, they are coming to take your guns.’

You’ll find TARGET 91 on AMAZON  USA, UK and now in AUS.

Also KOBOSMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

Those pea-brained, doped-out, tree-hugging Leftards are coming to take your guns

In TARGET 91, my satirical novel on American gun culture, I sourced pro-gun talk from gun owners chat rooms and gun club websites. Here is Gig DeKant, CEO of the (fictional) NGSA (National Gun and Shooters Association):

‘Those pea-brained, yellow-bellied, doped-out, tree-hugging, faggot Leftards have sympathizers working in each and every government agency and, mark my words, they are coming to take your guns.’

You’ll find TARGET 91 on AMAZON  USA, UK and now in AUS.

Also KOBOSMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

Those pea-brained, doped-out, tree-hugging Leftards are coming to take your guns

In TARGET 91, my satirical novel on American gun culture, I sourced pro-gun talk from gun owners chat rooms and gun club websites. Here is Gig DeKant, CEO of the (fictional) NGSA (National Gun and Shooters Association):

‘Those pea-brained, yellow-bellied, doped-out, tree-hugging, faggot Leftards have sympathizers working in each and every government agency and, mark my words, they are coming to take your guns.’

You’ll find TARGET 91 on AMAZON  USA, UK and now in AUS.

Also KOBOSMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

When ruthless anti-gun activists pick up guns, who will they shoot first?

Buy my fast-paced SUSPENSE NOVEL, TARGET 91, to read about a 32yo journalist/heroine, who does something seemingly impossible in todays political climate. She listens to both sides of the gun debate. All the small details in the novel are based on facts from gun lobby rants to legally-blind citizens being able to buy guns in Iowa. Some of the absurdities of gun ownership in the States are truly bizarre and hilarious.

More at Penmore Press here.

You’ll find TARGET 91 print copy & ebook on AMAZON  USA, UK and finally now on AMAZON AUS.

Also KOBO, SMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

 

TARGET 91: A Satirical Crime Novel on American Gun Culture

Hallelujah!

I read on my iPad, but I love the feel, the shape, the permanence of a book. And when it is your own … Cue: choir of angels! Hallelujah!

You’ll find TARGET 91 on AMAZON  USA, UK and now in AUS.

Also KOBOSMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

Those pea-brained, doped-out, tree-hugging Leftards are coming to take your guns

In TARGET 91, my satirical novel on American gun culture, I sourced pro-gun talk from gun owners chat rooms and gun club websites. Here is Gig DeKant, CEO of the (fictional) NGSA (National Gun and Shooters Association):

‘Those pea-brained, yellow-bellied, doped-out, tree-hugging, faggot Leftards have sympathizers working in each and every government agency and, mark my words, they are coming to take your guns.’

You’ll find TARGET 91 on AMAZON  USA, UK and now in AUS.

Also KOBOSMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

Can blind people legally own guns in the US? Um, yes!

My satirical novel TARGET 91 looks at absurdities on both sides of the gun debate, but here is one of the many legal absurdities showcased in the book:

“This is how stupid the gun debate has become. Polk County Officials in Iowa have issued gun permits to people who are legally blind. Refusing a permit would, apparently, violate the Disabilities Act. Is this why the 2nd Amendment was written? So blind people can own guns? Do we really need a blind militia to protect this country?”

You’ll find TARGET 91 on AMAZON  USA, UK and now in AUS.

Also KOBOSMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

 

Is this the most controversial novel ever to be published in the US?

There are many twists and turns in the plot of TARGET 91. But with guns, sex and an outrageous (but fictional) National Gun and Shooters Association (NGSA) CEO ranting SHOOT THE LOONY LEFTIES, what’s not to like especially when the ‘LOONY LEFTIES’ start shooting back?

“To get anything done the radical has to commit evil acts for good causes.”

                            David Brooks, New York Times, 11 DEC 2017

It begins.

You’ll find TARGET 91 on AMAZON  USA, UK and now in AUS.

Also KOBOSMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.

When ruthless anti-gun activists pick up guns, who will they shoot first?

My satirical novel on US gun culture, TARGET 91, has just been published by Penmore Press. 

Why write satire on such a serious topic?

Because HUMOUR HAS THE POWER TO TAKE ILLOGICAL THINKING TO ITS LOGICAL CONCLUSION.

TARGET 91 includes illogical and often hilarious thinking on both sides of this debate.

More at Penmore Press here.

You’ll find TARGET 91 print copy & ebook on AMAZON  USA, UK and finally now on AMAZON AUS. (ebook to follow).

Also KOBO, SMASHWORDS and Barnes&Noble NOOK and Apple iBook.