Australians all let us freak out
For we are spooked you see;
We’ve a scary land, we don’t understand;
Our home is so creepy. Our land’s red heart is sort of weird
There’s freaking nothing there!
We cling to the coast, a British outpost;
Freak out Australia, yeah!
How is it that yet another national disaster has hit us and we are, yet again, shocked, stunned (like a mullet, I guess), and wandering around in dazed disbelief? What is it about our short-term/long-term memory loss that we have forgotten, willfully or accidentally, that it has all happened before? Is this, perhaps, some form of widespread Aussie Alzheimer’s?
Moreover, what is it about our market-driven, managerial-cliché muttering mentality and our spin-swallowing, nanny-state, needy attitudes today that we think we are in control? Have we learned nothing from inhabiting this wide brown and savage land for 200-plus years or, in some cases, 40,000-plus years? We Aussies are cot cases. Honestly.
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