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About Kerry Cue

Humourist, journalist, mathematician and author

Why We Need Editors

When my demanding Op Ed Editor and great mentor at the Herald Sun, John Kiely, stood at the dawn service one Anzac Day and read a French town name engraved on the back of a medal belonging to a fellow attendee, he realised I had misspelled the name in my article, but the presses were already rolling. How did he react? You’ll see …..

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The Art of Awarding Dodgy Door Prizes

When the prizes include a Guide to Confession, the abridged version, not even the Top of the Sin Pops edition giving away door prizes requires a special talent:

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MeLand: 10 Ways Self-Obsession Makes You Stupid

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The Full 8 Seconds

 

An hilarious study of the Female Orgasm:

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How much does a Hedge Fund manager care about your health?

Once hospitals and aged care homes were run by orders of nuns and charities, now they are being bought up by Hedge Fund Managers. Do you think they care?

Book Launch Finale

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See The Sublime Miss B and Magnificent Mime sing the song here.

Dr Bang Bang in Battle with those Comic Calls

If God was a woman ….

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MeLand: 10 Ways Self Obsession makes you stupid

Amazon

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Kill the Hollywood Cliche: Sex Fantasy Parody

The Sex Chapter in MeLand looks at the horrors of the Hollywood Cliche.

One way to kill the Hollywood cliche is to parody, parody … parody.

MeLand Book Launch Video

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MeLand: 10 Ways Self-Obsession Makes You Stupid

by Kerry Cue     Connor Court Publishers

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Is nothing sacred?

Screen Grab from the Bureau of Meteorology

Screen Grab from the Bureau of Meteorology

Though April showers

May come your way,

They bring the flowers

That bloom in May;

And if it’s raining,

Have no regrets;

Because, it isn’t raining rain, you know,

It’s raining Violet … Crumbles.

And when you see clouds

Upon the hill,

You soon will see crowds

Of Ryobi drills;

So keep on looking for that bluebird,

That tweets the Twitter song,

Whenever April showers come along.

With apologies to Al Jolson.

Today’s column must start with the oft-repeated cri de coeur ”is nothing sacred?”

The Canberra Times, 1 May 2013. Read more: Is nothing sacred?

Want Me? I’m Everywhere. I’m Sex.

Who vamps and struts?

Who clasps her breasts?

Want me?

I’m everywhere. I’m sex.

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Who sighs and writhes,

and tongues her lips,

from laptop screen to multiplex?

Want me?

I’m everywhere. I’m sex.

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Beach Woman SilhouetteWe live in a culture wallpapered with sexual imagery. Images of sex are more wide spread than the panting and writhing pink pixels on a digital screen. Sexualised images appear on billboards, t-shirts, in magazines, on makeup counters, on backpacks, on baseball caps and even on the mudflaps of trucks. I’m not suggesting that all of this imagery is offensive, but simply that it is there. Sex is, in our culture, everywhere.

The Canberra Times 17 Apr 2013

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Will We Ever Find a Cure for Stupidity?

brain scanScience news dominated the media last week or managed, at least, an attention-seeking feline snarl in a Schrodinger’s Cat Scenario, which is, to anyone other than a smart arse of scientific bent, simply a paradox. President Obama announced major funding for neuroscientists to map the human brain. At the same time New Scientist ran a comprehensive article, which should have been titled ‘Why are we so stupid?’ but was tagged ‘Stupid is as Stupid does’. Suddenly, I got excited. Wouldn’t it be mind-blowing if those neuro-geeks could locate ‘stupid’ in the human brain!

The Canberra Times 10 Apr 2013. Read more here: Will We Ever Find a Cure for Stupidity_?