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About Kerry Cue

Humourist, journalist, mathematician and author

My Sister: the cow!

Kerry Cue Aus passport

When my sister, the youngest of five, was born  our mother – much to the irritation of our Police Sergeant father – was dithering in the baby-naming department. We kids – I was 13 years old at the time – wrote lists for our mother including top of breed cows’ names from the local show such as Princess Daisy II and Ramblin’ Rosie. When my mother finally decided upon ‘Joanne Marie’ my father bolted to the registry office and registered her birth.

Eighteen years later my sister applied for her passport. Thus she discovered her father had registered her at birth as a male. As our father didn’t drink we know he was sober at the time. He was, however, an impatient man and obviously he didn’t pay enough attention while ticking the boxes. You have no idea how difficult it is to change your gender on a birth certificate. My sister ended up with a dodgy document, which suggests she is either on a witness protect program or that she bought her birth certificate from cheapdocs.com.

Moral of the Story: Pay attention while filling forms or you may become gender confused.

Father’s Day Quote 1

Kerry Cue Quote 1

More quotes @ A Tribute to Fathers

Pic from The Noob Dad Blog : 20 Classic Dad Photos

Father’s Day Quote 2

Kerry Cue Quote 2

More quotes @ A Tribute to Fathers

Pic from The Noob Dad Blog : 20 Classic Dad Photos

Quote about Failure

Teachers and parents talk about building resilience in children. What is it about the nature of failure that holds us captive in its misery? Maybe this quote fails as a quote. Nevertheless, here are my thoughts.

Kerry Cue Failure Quote

How to leap tall buildings in a single bound

Superman has returned to the big screen this year in Superman: Man of Steel.

HOw to save the World

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Here is a little extract from a book I wrote for superkids who, obviously, are still learning their craft.

It was titled How to save the World Before Breakfast (Omnibus Books) with illustrations by Craig Smith. Here’s one lesson:

 

How to leap tall buildings in a single bound

The problem with leaping tall buildings in a single bound these days (See Superman TV Series Episode 1) is that tall buildings are so tall.

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You’ll know Starbucks has bought your local hospital if ….

Be warned. US Private Equity are buying up hospitals in Australia. What does it mean? Try this: hospitals with no doctor on duty at night. If you have a heart attack, what do they do? Call an ambulance!

Meanwhile, Bain Capital, owner of Burger King, Domino’s Pizza and Dunkin’ Donuts, has bought a slice of the NHS via a blood Plasma company (Polly Toynbee, NHS Privatisation Gallops On 18 JUL 2013)

You should be on the alert for signs that that other US franchisees are moving in on your local hospital.

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Watch the hilarious Healer or Hustler video here.

Major Tom to course control, I’m floating in a most peculiar way

 

 Ed White Gemini 4 1965       NASA


Ed White Gemini 4 1965 NASA 

quote 1….THE real threat to the survival of universities is not deregulation or funding issues, but the virtual campus with lecturers sitting at ground control and students getting lost in cyber space.

It’s 1969. I’m studying science-engineering at Melbourne University on a campus electrified by radicalised politics. The student union quadrangle has the excitement and clutter of an exotic bizarre awash with Hare Krishnas, rock bands, flute playing hippies,

badge wearing Trotskyites and more.

With 38 contact hours, I was blessed to attend university, despite being the only girl in my course (thus unable to skip too many classes), at a time when campus life was rich and academic standards demanding.

Fast forward 40 plus years, I’m walking across the university campus on my way to the Faculty of Engineering alumni dinner. A few students, talking on mobile phones and wearing shoulder bags, rush past me toward the street. It’s early evening and tumbleweeds could roll through the union building quadrangle. The union looks like any other cafe in Melbourne at that hour. Floors are being swept. Chairs stacked. It’s closing down. I can hear football players shouting as they train on the university oval, but otherwise the student union is dead.
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You can read more of this Edited Extract from MeLand: 10 Ways Self-Obsession Makes You Stupid, by Kerry Cue, Connor Court, $24.95, 2013 here:

The Australian

The Australian 31 Jul 2013,
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