Australia is a scary place. Backpacker murderers, poisonous snakes, killer mozzies, big bloody bats dropping out of the sky, Danni Monogue and bad haircuts.
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It is a cruel, harsh and unforgiving land. So have some respect. This Australia Day look up from your iPhone, turn off the tellie and take those earbuds out of your ears. You cannot afford to turn your back on this country for a minute.
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I love a psycho country
A land of badass plains
Of whacko mountain ranges
Sick droughts and random rains
I love her weird horizons
I love her aggro sea
Her tarty mad bitch manner
The looney land for me!
Pscho Oz published in The Canberra Times 26/1/2011. Read Full article here.