THE 10 COMMANDMENTS of Popular Culture

nice day1.  Thou must Go for It

2.  Thou must have low cholesterol

3.  Thou must avoid the Bottom Line

4.  Thou must be a STAKEHOLDER

5.  Thou must Think Outside the Square

6.  Thou must not have cellulite, wrinkles or unwanted body hair

7.  Thou must accuse others of not living in the Real World

8.  Thou must wear the new black

9.   Thou must get a life

10.   Thou must have a nice day

Subclause 1: Thou must be a living cliché.

Subclause 2: Thou musteth use ‘musteth’ but it’s too hard to say.

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